Can we please just take note of this chicken? I was making Alfredo for my girlfriend and we bought some chicken at Walmart. Simple enough. They were “chicken breast strips.” These two little gems were more like shavings because you could see through them when you picked them up. Friggen Walmart hiding sandwich meat slices with their chicken breast strips like some sneaky little twit-pockets.
Kendra’s blowing a woodchuck. Good technique too.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Elegantly shameless (via dest-a-knee)
just wanted to let you know, i love everything you hate about yourself.
"& with increased depression comes increased paranoia and suspicion. "
I’m not paranoid or suspicious, I’m just more aware of the fact that there are people trying to do me harm, that there are things going on, on a government level that others don’t see & that you can’t trust people because they lie. But thanks for trying doc.
Ever hear a song in a movie and think “that sounds nice” so you youtube it and then hear the whole thing & it makes you sad inside? Yeah. This is one of those.